We must...we must...we must increase our bust...

Just so you know, I read through about three books between THE BELL and DECLINE AND FALL. But poor Gregory couldn't keep up with me in his webmaster duties.

One of the books I read (in a total of less than 24 hours) was FOREVER by Judy Blume--the dirty sex book that I never had the courage to read (except for fleeting glances in the bookstore) as a teenager. So now finally, at almost 32, I know the difference between first love and true love...(Read the back of the book and that reference will become clear.)

I love Judy Blume. I plan on re-reading ARE YOU THERE GOD, IT'S ME MARGARET, but the thrill won't be quite the same...

[MARGARET reference in title of this post]

Ah, Bitter Dregs

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Twitter-fied

Look to the right. There you'll see my Twitter RSS feed, which, supposedly, will be updated more frequently than this blog itself. Now that my Twitter account has been mobile-ized, I find myself Twittering more. And, hey! Go Twitter yourself.

The Shining Path

Okay, the video is a bit... um... strange, but I have been looking EVERYWHERE for this song. It's one of my all-time favorites. So close your eyes... and listen.

Born Again Writer?

So, I'm trying to write again. I'm in the earliest stages of writing what I would like to be a novel. But knowing me, it'll be a short story. I have another great idea for a novel formulating in my head, and if my writing abilities can pull it off, it could be a Christmas classic of sorts. (Yeah, that'll be the day. But it is a great idea; I even see a movie being made of it.)

But in the here and now, I've found my place to write whatever the heck I want: The Donut Diaries. Great name, right? So check it out, will ya!

Bertram Yawns

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